i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
(via beware-of-sass)
I literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
(via cupcaked)
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
(Source: shsluckomaeda, via caitlincumberbitch)
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair
(via pbandgaysandwich)
